HijabMan's Secret: Perfect For Valentine's Day!
Way back when I first started HijabMan, I sold intimate apparel. Shocking right? Well, today I was thinking, Valentine’s day is coming up, and since Sex is sadaqa (an act of voluntary kindness pleasing to God) , I thought I’d humor you all with a HijabMan’s Secret collection. The “suspicious package” boxers will be in different colors after Valentine’s day, if you can wait that long. May be cheaper too, after I get them off of cafepress! So, for a good chuckle with your partner on Valentine’s day (or any other day)....
I present to you, HijabMan’s Secret:
1. Suspicious Package Boxers
2. Who needs a hijab?! Thong
3. I can’t believe I did this one. I know it’s lame. It was just staring me in the face though
4. Halaal on the front, Haraam on the back
And, remember to say I love you to your partners. And be good to them. There needs to be a bit more of that, I think. Here is to your happy past/present/future marriages.
Happy Valentine’s Day, because we should celebrate it everyday [without having the urge to buy anything, heh]
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AR at 7 February 07 :: #
you’ve outdone yourself
i dont really know what to say
. at 7 February 07 :: #
cute
teri at 7 February 07 :: #
that’s hilarious and disturbing all at the same time…congrats!!
Christine at 7 February 07 :: #
You’re right, sex IS Sadaqah, and a beautiful thing between a husband and wife. Thanks for giving us a little bit of humor — and maybe some spice! — to add to this gift Allah (swt) has provided.
BTW, my husband is going to LOVE these items, too!
Baraka at 8 February 07 :: #
You are brilliant & hilarious & a wee bit disturbing all at once.
Bravo!
sarah at 8 February 07 :: #
interesting concept but there is NO WAY in hell i would personally wear them cause hoestly i think they are too cheesy
Jameela at 8 February 07 :: #
GENIUS!
But the girl stuff, can we go in a colour OTHER than white…white is so old school :D
I love the halaal and haram one. and also th security alerts one.
Priceless…at the price of $10.99
:P
HM at 8 February 07 :: #
:-) Boy oh boy, what a response.
AR: I hope in a good way. Just wait for my next shirt!
Christine: I’m glad you are amused.
Teri: It’s okay. I’m disturbed too.
Baraka: Just a wee bit?
Just wait until my Whoops.. there goes my wudu commercial. Know any aunties? Who are willing to act like they farted on camera?
Jameela: Is bright red okay? :-) And which design?
Christine at 8 February 07 :: #
I like the bright red idea, and maybe hot pink, too? I personally like the “Who needs a hijab” design.
Aisha at 8 February 07 :: #
I’d blush buying such a thing from someone I felt like I “knew”!
Muslim Dad at 8 February 07 :: #
Absolutely brilliant idea!
Halaal Haraam one is the best! LOL
kufi slappa at 9 February 07 :: #
the kufi slappa thinks that dem thongs hurt. mayb cuz the kufi slappa is a guy. but seriously the kufi slappa thinks yo ideas r wierd, cha digg?!!
katiktuni at 9 February 07 :: #
Ha! I knew I didn’t just imagine it. You really did/do sell thongs. I guess I must have visited your website when you first started it, because I remember the thongs and boxers, and then I forgot the web address and found it later with the t-shirts and I was wondering if it was the same person. Hilarious! Tanvir keeps laughing about the halaal/ haraam ones. Your product descriptions are funny too.
A. R. at 12 February 07 :: #
I just got into a huge argument i didnt mean to over if thongs are haram or not…::sigh:: I wish i hadnt. I think its fine and everything, but i dont think its an appropriate thing to sell like in public, i dunno, i would feel odd walking down an ISNA convetion market and then seeing thongs…lol, whatever, i enjoy the humor though.
HijabMan at 12 February 07 :: #
Arif,
You know, a guy came up to me and angrily said, “HOW CAN THONGS BE MODEST?”
I mean, how else could I answer that besides saying: It’s underwear. It isn’t mean to be modest, it’s supposed to go UNDER your clothes.
Interesting how I could probably get away with selling “suspicious package” boxers at ISNA, but probably not the thong. Just a thought.
Sherifah at 12 February 07 :: #
this is great! I laughed at each one. My husband would love anyone one of these. I would perferr the ladies had more color options. Red, pink, yellow, black for the grown and halal sexy types.
AR at 12 February 07 :: #
I think the suspicious package humor is probably above some people’s head at first glance, and boxers don’t look, I don’t know the word I am looking here, but they are not thongs you see…
no one at 13 February 07 :: #
ur sick
umtaleb at 14 February 07 :: #
dear HM, you need to get married… you’re thinking way too much about thongs.
BTW here in the middle east it’s standard to buy ALL underthings from male, usually creepy salespeople. Nothing like a creepy, cigarette smoking man to tell you maybe that bra should be a little bigger or maybe you’d really like the thong with feathers on it…
HM at 14 February 07 :: #
umtaleb. I know. I lived in egypt for a year, and spent some time in syria :)
Anjum at 14 February 07 :: #
haha – this is just crazy. but a very creative and good business idea :)
Mars at 16 February 07 :: #
hilarious, creative and bold… way to go! :)
anonymous at 19 February 07 :: #
“modesty is the essence of faith”
i dont think anyone could get away selling the boxers at ISNA either…atleast not to ppl that understood it. And I believe when the person said it is against modesty, they probably meant the idea of selling them is against modesty. there is a reason they are UNDERwear. not to be known. and between brothers and sisters, there should be a sense of hayah….i personally feel all of those items are very disrespectful. to the brothers(because sisters are seeing this..and there are jokes being made about their private parts..? a little weird) and to sisters because there are certain things which are not meant for public knowledge. underwear being one of them. i dont know….just seems disrespectful. to both genders. there seems to be no modesty involved here. none at all.