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background: my mother has brought jewelry from Pakistan for my non-existent wife in the past, and my sister has insisted on wearing it…
Sister, Brother-in-law, Me in car
Sister: So yeah mom brought some jewelry back for…
Me: My wife?
Sister: No!
Brother-in-law: For my wife
Me: Hey, you’ve worn my non-existent wife’s jewelry before.
Sister: Oh yeah, is your non-existent wife offended?
Me: Yeah, as a matter of fact, she’s told me she’s about to challenge you to a cage match.
Sister: Was she wearing leather as a part of your little fantasy too, HijabMan?
Sister 1. Me 0.
A few years back, I was telling a joke in front of the family, and my brother stopped me…
Me: ....but I was just about to reach the climax!
Brother: HijabMan, I don’t want to hear about your personal life…
Brother 1. Me 0.
The End.
x-posted at my family’s group blog: The Amreekan Family Blog
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Adeeba at 14 May 07 :: #
hahaha:) it’s okay, my sister usually has the final word in conversations too. except she’s younger, so i don’t really think that’s fair at all.
by the way: that picture is dangerously cute
Adnan. at 15 May 07 :: #
Your sister calls you Hijabman even in normal everyday conversations?
HijabMan at 15 May 07 :: #
Adeeba: Yeah. thats a little bit different ;) and i think it was taken at the zoo.
Adnan: Yes, that is what I want you to believe.
noor at 15 May 07 :: #
Your mom’s so cute, mashaAllah… already buying your wifey jewelry… you should hide this info cuz you never know a gold digger might be reading it.
Will at 16 May 07 :: #
I think the cage match comment trumps the leather reference, personally.
More original, methinks. :)
HijabMan at 16 May 07 :: #
Will,
If only I had another witty response.