Now I've Seen Everything...
I will base the entry on a few quotes that illustrate my experiences over the past few months…
“Is that donation jar to fund suicide bombings of pizza parlors?” – Anonymous person walking by the Palestine Action Coalition Table
“If I had time, I would make out with both of you.” -Drunk Woman at dance party
“You look like a valley girl with a beard.” -my roommate when I put my hair in a pony tail on the top of my head
“1-2-3-4 We don’t want Bush’s War! 5-6-7-8 Let’s stop the racist hate!” – chanted at several anti war rally’s
“I love you HijabMan.” -my buddy Supermodel
“This is propogating what hitler started” -Another anonymous person walking by the Palestine Action Coalition Table
“I’m going to class naked tomorrow” -me talking in my sleep
So we last left off in the summer time, I was interning at SMA, a media education place, and I was working on a video about pro-Israeli bias in the media. I was also about to take a trip to my parent’s house… which I did.
I took a train down to my parent’s house, and stayed there for about 5 days. I kind of figured before then, that the trip would be about 4 days too long. Nothing to do in that house. I was saved….(not really) by going to another Pakistani wedding. People I hadn’t seen in years marvelled at my new look. And then.. for the rest of the night I sat with my sister…
During the trip my sister also french braided my hair…
Dad: Now I’ve seen everything
Sister: No, Dad, you haven’t, if you had seen everything God meant for you to see, you would’ve been dead by now.
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