Potty Humor Daw'ah, Part II

You all know how I love potty daw’ah, right? From my “sister’s “jihad pot” outward bound trip to this:

I work in an office with a number of laid back, wonderful people. I am one of two men in the office, and the only Muslim. The other day I was asked to test out a new machine in another area of the office. One of my supervisors walked by and wondered why I had moved. With a pouty lip, I explained that I had been banished from my cubicle.

With a completely straight face, she responded,
“What? Did you lose your wudu?”

Check out the new Whoops… There goes my wudu shirt in the store. I realize it is a new direction for HijabMan shirts, but it never hurts to make someone laugh. Or to hear a bunch of aunties on the phone at conferences.

“Beta, vhich von are you vanting? Vhoops… there goes my vudu?”

Priceless.

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  1. mars at 28 August 06 :: #

    hehe…:)

  2. g at 29 August 06 :: #

    thats toooo funny!! YOU ROCK!

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