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Random Thoughts (Aged 14)

by HijabMan :: posted 21 March 96

1. Our body hair has different currents just like the oceans, for instance, on my right upper arm 3 “types of hair” (hair going in different directions) converge and form a whirlpool swirly (if you want to talk ocean), or an arm cowlick ..cowlicks are to hair as whirlpools are to the ocean.

1. In my hotel room (boston), there was a grate thingy on the ceiling over the shower, now this made me very insecure, i knew there was a camera up there videotaping me showering, i even stuck up my middle finger at the grate and thought “damn hotel people …I watch dateline NBC! i know all ur tricks!

1. Yesterday I was doing some research and got a volume of my Encyclopaedia Britannica (1987) out, and it contained words from Menage to Ottawa. Now say that fast, Menage-Ottawa…think about it, hint: FRENCH, I tell you the Guy/Woman who separated the volumes of the britannica in 1987 was a PERVERT!

1. If you get one of those laser pointers and point it at a mirror so it reflects in your eyes..you can see the actual waves of light coming at you, (NOT RECOMMENDED)

1. Have you ever felt wet, on the inside? because i sit here, and feel a droplet of liquid ..slowly creeping down the inside of my arm, i cant wipe it off!

1. Look at everyone as Sexual Beings. It changes your perspective of what people may be like after you picture them having sex, I find that funny. “ewww, he has sex???”

1. I’ve realized that my nose runs when I do calculus, Therefore I conclude, Mucous is a byproduct of my brain working.

1. I’ve recently realized that my left ear, comes out more than my right ear, and its probably because i sleep on my right side….so i asked my dad what i should do, and he said sleep on the other side, but itll take 16 years to get it to where the right side is, but if i sleep on my left side, the right side might pop up a little so then theyll never be even!!!!\

1. I’m scared of heights, if I see someone on tv skydiving, i will get a really scared “anxious” feeling in my toes..its not painful, but its enough to make you think “why the hell am i feeling something in my toes?”

1. If you mow your lawn….and find yourself looking at grass for an extended period of time….stop after youve done about half ur lawn…and look at the ground but a little far away …ull find that it looks like its moving away from you ..*caution u may get dizzy and puke…

1. It has come to my attention that when I eat, i make a really annoying sound ..smacking my lips when i chew i open my mouth therefore creating the lipsmack thingy, i try not to , but i have to breathe, so sorry that I’m cursed with narrow nasal passages

1. Imagine all the bugs outside, flying, and it starts raining, it must be hell for those mosquitoes etc…dodging etc, hahaa its funny for us…but imagine that black fly…minding its own business and boom…rain drop hits its wings….unbalanced..another! AHHH! boom … pavement :o)

1. What would it be like, if we put lotsa dishwashing liquid, in niagara falls? Massive bubbles consuming the area around teh falls? would the bubbles tower over the falls …and just ….move..as in a mud slide? and take out everything in its way? (DO NOT DO THIS or I’ll personally kick your ass!)

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