Suspicious Package (TM) Boxer Shorts Now Available!

We live in dangerous times, folks. Nothing can be trusted. Everyone and everything is under suspicion.

Whether in the airport or at the post office, we’re always on the lookout for Suspicious Packages. However, in our hurried search of the public sphere, we’ve overlooked an important point of entry. The private sphere. The bedroom.

That’s right. The bedroom.

And at HijabMan® we are concerned about our nation’s security, and will fight the war on terror. It is our mission to identify all suspicious packages.

Without further ado, HijabMan® presents Suspicious Package ^TM Boxer shorts! Available now in black or gray. Order before the 9th and get them in time for Valentine’s Day!

Also available in a two pack: One Gray/One Black.

Order your Suspicious Package ^TM Boxers now!

Suspicious Package ^TM Is Pending Registered TradeMark.

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1. fathima at 3 February 09 :: #

   would that i had someone i could buy this for.

2. Purvis The Muslim at 4 February 09 :: #

   What a great Valentine’s gift! I can’t wait till I… I mean.. My “friend” can’t wait till she gets “hers” in the mail.